What do I need to enter for each player?

Just a name, and a position if you want the verdict to lean on that. Type one player per line and the tool handles a full squad list in one go.

Is the transfer fee meant to be taken seriously?

No, it's a fun number built to spark a debate in the group chat, not a genuine valuation. The scout verdict that comes with it is the bit players actually argue about.

How many players can I scout at once?

Up to 18 players in one report. If you have more than that to get through, run a second report for the rest.

Labs beta

A transfer fee and a scout verdict for your mates.

Drop your team in and get a fictional transfer fee and one-line football verdict for every player. AI-generated group-chat banter designed to start the argument, not settle it.

What you get

01A transfer fee and scout verdict generated per player
02Built to spark an argument in the group chat, not settle one
03Works for a full squad in one go

Who it's for: Coaches and players who want a bit of banter about who's actually worth what in the squad.

Questions coaches ask

What do I need to enter for each player?: Just a name, and a position if you want the verdict to lean on that. Type one player per line and the tool handles a full squad list in one go.
Is the transfer fee meant to be taken seriously?: No, it's a fun number built to spark a debate in the group chat, not a genuine valuation. The scout verdict that comes with it is the bit players actually argue about.
How many players can I scout at once?: Up to 18 players in one report. If you have more than that to get through, run a second report for the rest.